Sunday, February 10, 2008

Zombie Virus

I was in Heatons today when I noticed a PS2 game on one of the shelves, it was called Zombie Virus. I thought it would be great fun because of my weakness for zombie games. This made me lose that weakness. This is the shitty story:

You play a ginger medical student called Whogivesashit living in a supposed utopia. An earthquake hits Shit City and somehow turns people into zombies, exept you and your whore friend. You and Whore have to leave the safety of your hospital and rescue survivors, one at a time, in an ambulance and bring them back to the hospital. And, of course, kill the shit out of some zombies by running them over.

The fact that zombies only die by vehicle is because you can't get out of the fucking ambulance while outside. The only time you can walk is while in the zombie-free basement of the hospital, and although this is a change from driving everywhere, your charicter runs like a retard on acid.

Some other flaws include:
Appearance-Apparantly, this game was made in 2006, but it looks like it was made in 1800.
Gameplay-The controls in the game aren't that bad, but the ambulance goes around the place with a surprising lack of urgency, and the indicator on the ambulancecomes on when you turn a corner, WHY!?
The whole idea of the game-Tell me, how the fuck does an earthquake turn people into zombies?!

Overall, a terrible game that will make you completely lose hope for the future of the PS2, don't waste your money like I did.

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